Hi, my name is Makale, but I go by Kale, just like the vegetable. Why? Becuase it's funny as shit! And like the vegetable, I can be bitter and pungent, but then I start showing up in every dish and you say to yourself "wow kale is actually pretty healthy for you" and I become your new favorite food. You just gotta give me time to grow on you. Besides, my dimples add some sugar to your medicine.
By Tiny Timb